Transcript of @hannaheastcomedy's reel

Fucking hell, it's sunny. Let's get the paddling pool out. Where did I put the shed key? Where's the paddling pool? It's right at the back of the shed. I can't get to it, it fucking stinks in here. Oh my God, it's a cobweb. Ew! What's that? Is that a moth? Oh God, this paddling pool's filthy, I'm gonna have to give it a clean. I don't think I bothered last year. Right, come on, we need to get our swimming costumes, swimming trunks, we need swim nappies. Oh God, where are they? We need some towels, we need sun cream. We don't want to burn. Here's a hose pipe. Right, where's the attachment thing that you put onto the tap? Oh my God, there's a spider. I don't wanna ring Daddy and ask him 'cause he's gonna think I'm even more incompetent. Right, sack it, we can't use the hose. Bradley, can you just go in the house and get Mummy's baking jugs out, the big plastic ones, the ones that you vomit in when you're poorly. We'll fill them up with the tap and then bring the water down. We don't need a hose, tell you what, I'll boil the kettle and I'll bring some warm water down so it's not too cold for your sister. Them swim nappies are like three sizes too small. They're like a thong on you, Annabelle. They don't hold anything in, anyway, do they? There we go, you're in the paddling pool. You don't like it? Why not? What's the matter? Look, here, just have no, don't stand on the edges 'cause you're letting all the water out. Oh, don't touch that, it's sharp. Fucking out there, all over the garden like razor blades. Oh, don't put grass and mud into the paddling pool. No, dirty. Oh, Dolly's soaking. Okay, that's fine, yeah, that's okay, but should we put some more sun cream on you? Oh, don't splash, Mummy. Oh, you've wet all the towels. It's coming in a bit cloudy now, isn't it? It's getting a bit chilly. Oh, you got snot everywhere. Come here, you want to get out? Have you got flu or hay fever? Have you just put some quavers in the water? No, don't eat, no. Oh, I wouldn't eat that. Your nappy's looking a bit bulky, you've done a poo, haven't you? You've done a poo poo in that swim nappy, dear. Right, we're gonna have to get you out. No, come here. Come here, come here, please. Come here, you've got poo everywhere. Not on the towels. Where you going, Bradley? Why do you come play in the paddling pool? You don't like it 'cause it's cold. Right, well, it's just taking me about an hour and a half to set it up. Fucking hell, I haven't got any wipes, I didn't bring the wipes out, did I? Right, watch your sister. Hold on. Fuck, no, right, let's just leave the paddling pool. Let's go inside. What a fucking waste of time that was. We're all freezing, the garden's a shit tip. Fuck's sake. It's alright, Mummy will tidy it up, no problem, don't you worry, I'm covered in shit. There's piss in the paddling pool. Let's just go inside, just watch a film or something, you hungry? Right, no problem, I'll get you a snack. Hi, Mum, you alright? Yeah, the weather's amazing, isn't it? We had a great splash about in the paddling pool, haven't we, kids? Yeah, they loved it. Yeah, we're out there for about two minutes. Hey, Mum, I've got a proposition for you, do you wanna look after your own grandkids for the rest of the day? Yeah, they said they really wanted to come around to your house and have a play day. Is that alright? You busy? What are you doing? Socialising with your mates? What about your grandkids? Alright, well, I'll just look after them myself then, shall I? Have a great time. Bye, selfish bitch.

[TEXT: "Quick, get the paddling pool out!"]
"Fucking hell, it's sunny. Let's get the paddling pool out. Where did I put the shed key? Where's the paddling pool? It's right at the back of the shed. I can't get to it, it fucking stinks in here. Oh my God, it's a cobweb. Ew! What's that? Is that a moth? Oh God, this paddling pool's filthy, I'm gonna have to give it a clean. I don't think I bothered last year. Right, come on, we need to get our swimming costumes, swimming trunks, we need swim nappies. Oh God, where are they? We need some towels, we need sun cream. We don't want to burn. Here's a hose pipe. Right, where's the attachment thing that you put onto the tap? Oh my God, there's a spider. I don't wanna ring Daddy and ask him 'cause he's gonna think I'm even more incompetent. Right, sack it, we can't use the hose. Bradley, can you just go in the house and get Mummy's baking jugs out, the big plastic ones, the ones that you vomit in when you're poorly. We'll fill them up with the tap and then bring the water down. We don't need a hose, tell you what, I'll boil the kettle and I'll bring some warm water down so it's not too cold for your sister. Them swim nappies are like three sizes too small. They're like a thong on you, Annabelle. They don't hold anything in, anyway, do they? There we go, you're in the paddling pool. You don't like it? Why not? What's the matter? Look, here, just have no, don't stand on the edges 'cause you're letting all the water out. Oh, don't touch that, it's sharp. Fucking out there, all over the garden like razor blades. Oh, don't put grass and mud into the paddling pool. No, dirty. Oh, Dolly's soaking. Okay, that's fine, yeah, that's okay, but should we put some more sun cream on you? Oh, don't splash, Mummy. Oh, you've wet all the towels. It's coming in a bit cloudy now, isn't it? It's getting a bit chilly. Oh, you got snot everywhere. Come here, you want to get out? Have you got flu or hay fever? Have you just put some quavers in the water? No, don't eat, no. Oh, I wouldn't eat that. Your nappy's looking a bit bulky, you've done a poo, haven't you? You've done a poo poo in that swim nappy, dear. Right, we're gonna have to get you out. No, come here. Come here, come here, please. Come here, you've got poo everywhere. Not on the towels. Where you going, Bradley? Why do you come play in the paddling pool? You don't like it 'cause it's cold. Right, well, it's just taking me about an hour and a half to set it up. Fucking hell, I haven't got any wipes, I didn't bring the wipes out, did I? Right, watch your sister. Hold on. Fuck, no, right, let's just leave the paddling pool. Let's go inside. What a fucking waste of time that was. We're all freezing, the garden's a shit tip. Fuck's sake. It's alright, Mummy will tidy it up, no problem, don't you worry, I'm covered in shit. There's piss in the paddling pool. Let's just go inside, just watch a film or something, you hungry? Right, no problem, I'll get you a snack. Hi, Mum, you alright? Yeah, the weather's amazing, isn't it? We had a great splash about in the paddling pool, haven't we, kids? Yeah, they loved it. Yeah, we're out there for about two minutes. Hey, Mum, I've got a proposition for you, do you wanna look after your own grandkids for the rest of the day? Yeah, they said they really wanted to come around to your house and have a play day. Is that alright? You busy? What are you doing? Socialising with your mates? What about your grandkids? Alright, well, I'll just look after them myself then, shall I? Have a great time. Bye, selfish bitch."

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Pop

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Playful

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trending_sound

Upbeat pop music with a child's voice singing